i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
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heres to hogwarts
heres to the slytherins who can’t bring themselves to kill spiders. who smile at strangers. who compliment that girls dress just to see her smile. who buy random gifts for their friends just because. who are kind and ambitious despite all of the stereotypes pressed onto them.
heres to the gryffindors who scream when they see bugs. who are terrified of the dark. who want nothing more than to just be a background character. who are shy and brave despite all of the stereotypes pressed onto them.
heres to the hufflepuffs who dont have many friends. who have a resting bitch face that scares people. who have social anxiety. who almost never smile. who dont like social events. who are loyal and lonely despite all of the stereotypes pressed onto them.
heres to the ravenclaws who struggle with their grades. who hate reading with a passion. who need a tutor to keep their grades decent. who cant solve any of the riddles. who arent the best in school but still strive to learn.
heres to the hogwarts students who feel like they dont fit into their house.
“When you’re old enough, I will make you a match with a high lord who’s worthy of you, someone brave and gentle and strong” (AGOT, Eddard Stark)
BRAVE
““I … I should have come to you after,” she said haltingly. “To thank you, for … for saving me … you were so brave.”” (ACOK)
GENTLE
““Do as you’re bid, child,” Clegane said. “Dress.” He pushed her toward her wardrobe, almost gently.”” (AGOT)
“The Hound gave her a push, oddly gentle, and followed her down the steps” (ACOK)
“The Hound pulled her to her feet, not ungently.” (ACOK)
““Here, girl.” Sandor Clegane knelt before her, between her and Joffrey. With a delicacy surprising in such a big man, he dabbed at the blood welling from her broken lip.” (AGOT)
STRONG
“Strong hands grasped her by the shoulders, and for a moment Sansa thought it was her father, but when she turned, it was the burned face of Sandor Clegane looking down at her, his mouth twisted in a terrible mockery of a smile.” (AGOT)
“Of late Ser Osmund had taken Sandor Clegane’s place by Joffrey’s side, and Sansa had heard the women at the washing well saying he was as strong as the Hound, only younger and faster” (ACOK)
“A stab went through her, so sharp that Sansa sobbed and clutched at her belly.She might have fallen, but a shadow moved suddenly, and strong fingers grabbed her arm and steadied her.” (ACOK)
i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
Cress vs pants
Ok to begin headcanoning, because I am both a beacon of sin and utter cresswell trash let’s start with this
•fun fact: women who wanted to fight in the American civil war would have to dress up as men to do so.(I’m going somewhere with this I promise) sometimes they were revealed when they didn’t know how to wear pants. Crazy, right?
•cress first encounters pants after she gets to the rampion for the first time (post desert, pre abducting Kai) they’re laid out neatly for her after she showers.
• she knows what they are, obvs. she’s totally seen pants before, and she’s not dumb, so she figures out how to put them on. The problem is keeping them on. These are like 20 sizes too big and when you haven’t worn pants ever in your life they feel hella weird.
• she does the logical thing and says “fuck it.” And goes about the ship wearing a size XXL standard issue military t shirt as a dress.
•it’s pretty functional. It comes down to just above her knees and is perpetually falling off one or both shoulders, so she struggles to keep it up, but at least she doesn’t have to wear pants.
•crew reactions to this range from cinder finding it adorable, wolf completely understanding somehow, and Jacin rolling his eyes a little bit internally finding it endearing.
•but honestly RIP Carswell Thorne.
• he is being such a fuckin gentleman about this.. . Like he’s totally hands off eyes up but she is making this s o diffi c ul t…
•that shirt looks exactly like one of his shirts (but bigger) and jeez now he’s thinking about cress wearing one of his shirts????? H e ck
• cinder knows. It is taking all of cinders willpower not to make 174892 sassy comments about thrones MASSIVE CRUSH.
•cress is, meanwhile, totally oblivious. She is far too busy /not/ staring at Thorne to notice that he’s staring at her. She has hacking to do, yo.
• no she is NOT thinking about how she’d rather be wearing one of thornes shirts right now and also secretly daydreaming about what that would do to him
•(hint: it fucks him up. It’s currently fucking him up. Turn AROUND CRESCENT)
• meanwhile Thorne makes the most valiant attempt to keep his thoughts pure. Sinnamon roll x cinnamon roll.
•iko thinks it’s cute. Cinder and wolf have exchanged bets. Free Jacin from his suffering honestly he is so done.
•after a few days of this nonsense iko helps cress get the hang of pants and the nightmare is over
okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”
heimdall: that’s a baby
odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”
odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.
heimdall:
odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.
heimdall:
heimdall: You mean Frigga will.
Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!
Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard
the sound of music is so iconic
like
- the nuns roasting maria in three part harmony
- ‘the dress. you’ll have to put on another one before meeting the children’
‘when we enter the abbey our worldly clothes are given to the poor’
‘what about this one?’
‘the poor didn’t want this one’ - all seven children bursting into tears at dinner while Maria sips her tea
- ‘God bless whats his name’ (ten minutes later) ‘KURT! that’s the one I left out! God bless Kurt.’
- maria passive aggressively praying about Liesl as she climbs through the window
- tbh Captain Von Trapp dragging everyone around him at every possible moment like
- ‘you flatter me captain’ ‘oh I’m sorry, I meant to accuse you’ *AIR HORN SOUNDS*
- ‘I’m not finished yet!’
‘OH YES YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.’
…
‘FRAULEIN’ - liesl rolling her eyes at kurt during the blueberry/strawberry scene
- honestly the love story I didn’t quite get as a kid but I’m SHOOK
- when the baroness is trying to get the captain back on track but he just interrupts her and is like ‘there’s no use’
- BUT WHEN THE BARONESS SAYS ‘well, she’ll never be a nun’ the look of SHOCK on his face like it honestly never occurred to him that Maria was in love with him too
- so of course hes like ‘I must find her and kiss her immediately’
- Von Trapp ripping the nazi flag in half like YES BINCH
- THE MOST UNDERRATED SCENE THOUGH IS AFTER THE NAZIS RUN TO THEIR CARS TO CHASE THE VON TRAPPS AND THE SCENE SWITCHES TO THE TWO NUNS
- ‘reverend mother, I have sinned’
‘I too, reverend mother’
*they both hold up coils from the nazi’s cars*
anyway this movie is the best and I love it
“When you’re old enough, I will make you a match with a high lord who’s worthy of you, someone brave and gentle and strong” (AGOT, Eddard Stark)
BRAVE
““I … I should have come to you after,” she said haltingly. “To thank you, for … for saving me … you were so brave.”” (ACOK)
GENTLE
““Do as you’re bid, child,” Clegane said. “Dress.” He pushed her toward her wardrobe, almost gently.”” (AGOT)
“The Hound gave her a push, oddly gentle, and followed her down the steps” (ACOK)
“The Hound pulled her to her feet, not ungently.” (ACOK)
““Here, girl.” Sandor Clegane knelt before her, between her and Joffrey. With a delicacy surprising in such a big man, he dabbed at the blood welling from her broken lip.” (AGOT)
STRONG
“Strong hands grasped her by the shoulders, and for a moment Sansa thought it was her father, but when she turned, it was the burned face of Sandor Clegane looking down at her, his mouth twisted in a terrible mockery of a smile.” (AGOT)
“Of late Ser Osmund had taken Sandor Clegane’s place by Joffrey’s side, and Sansa had heard the women at the washing well saying he was as strong as the Hound, only younger and faster” (ACOK)
“A stab went through her, so sharp that Sansa sobbed and clutched at her belly.She might have fallen, but a shadow moved suddenly, and strong fingers grabbed her arm and steadied her.” (ACOK)
why do people always ask me about sexual fantasies but never about my other fantasies? i don’t think about dick, jonathan. i think about wearing a haute couture dress and a princess tiara and running around a stone palace with sunlight and enough mirrors around to bask in my aesthetic glory.
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